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40 Coffee Quotes for All the Caffeine Addicts out There

Ah, coffee… the beverage that tastes, smells, and even feels otherworldly. If you haven’t guessed by now, I’m a big fan of this sweet nectar of the Gods. But then again, who isn’t?

For those of us that aren’t morning people, coffee is an absolute must, and it helps us start our day. For others, drinking coffee allows them to unwind and take a break from the everyday hustle and bustle.

If coffee is your drug of choice, and you want the whole world to know, you’re going to enjoy these coffee quotes just as much you enjoy a steaming hot cup of Joe!

40 of the Best Coffee Quotes

Good-Humored Coffee Quotes to Share With Your Friends

#1. “As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?” ― Cassandra Clare

#2. “Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.” ― David Lynch

#3. “A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.” ― Marcia Carrington

#4. “It doesn’t matter where you’re from — or how you feel… There’s always peace in a strong cup of coffee.” ― Gabriel Bá

#5. “There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.” — Rian Aditia

#6. “If it wasn’t for coffee, I’d have no discernible personality at all.” — David Letterman

#7. “I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.” — Terri Guillemets

#8. “Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.” — Terri Guillemets

#9. “Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another coffee.” — Unknown

#10. “A cup of gourmet coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.” — Unknown

Witty Coffee Quotes to Start Your Day

#11. “They pondered the importance of coffee in silence.” ― Henning Mankell

#12. “The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.” ― Sir James Mackintosh

#13. “It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.” ― Dave Barry

#14. “No matter what historians claimed, B.C. really stood for ‘Before Coffee.’” ― Cherise Sinclair

#15. “Never underestimate the power of a good cup of coffee.” ― Ursula Vernon

#16. “Coffee is a way of stealing time, which should, by rights, belong to your older self.” — Terry Pratchett

#17. “People say money can’t buy happiness. That’s a lie. Money buys coffee, and coffee always makes me happy!” — Unknown

#18. “Adventure in life is good. Consistency in coffee even better.” — Justina Headley

Coffee Quotes Sprinkled With a Bit of Humor

#19. “7 days without coffee makes one WEAK.” — Unknown

#20. “I think if I were a woman, I’d wear coffee as perfume.” — John Van Druten

#21. “I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee.” — Burt Lancaster

#22. “Almost all my middle-aged and elderly acquaintances, including me, feel about 25 unless we haven’t had our coffee, in which case, we feel 107.”  — Martha Beck

#23. “I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” — Lewis Black

#24. “The smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the world’s greatest inventions.” — Hugh Jackman

#25. “Up to a thousand milligrams of caffeine is considered safe for most people, which translates into about 10 cups of coffee a day.”  — Michael Greger

#26. “I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.” — Flash Rosenberg

#27. “What on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book, and a cup of coffee.” — Anthony Trollope

#28. “The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it, which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.” — Oliver Wendell Holmes

#29. “We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.” — Jerry Seinfeld

#30. “Depresso: The feeling you get when you’ve run out of coffee.” — Unknown

Random Coffee Quotes to Enjoy With Your Morning Brew

#31. “Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.” — Earl Wilson

#32. “A cup of coffee, real coffee, home-browned, home ground, homemade, that comes to you dark as a hazel-eye, but changes to a golden bronze as you temper it with cream that never cheated, but was real cream from its birth, thick, tenderly yellow, perfectly sweet, neither lumpy nor frothing on the Java: such a cup of coffee is a match for twenty blue devils and will exorcise them all.” — Henry Ward Beecher

#33. “Among the numerous luxuries of the table, coffee may be considered as one of the most valuable. It excites cheerfulness without intoxication, and the pleasing flow of spirits which it occasions is never followed by sadness, languor, or debility.” — Benjamin Franklin

#34. “What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.” — Henry Rollins

#35. “Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.” — Unknown

#36. “Life can be tough; coffee helps.” — Unknown

#37. “Today’s good mood is sponsored by coffee.” — Unknown

#38. “My birthstone is a coffee bean.” — Unknown

#39. “Relationship status: looking for a tall, dark, rich cup of coffee.” — Unknown

#40. “I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee.” — Unknown

The Conclusion

Even on those days when my blanket seems so warm, and my bed feels like the most comfortable thing in the world, coffee wakes me up without fault. It lifts my spirits and gets me ready for the day ahead.

If you feel the same way, I hope you enjoyed reading my list of coffee quotes.

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