Han Solo is not your traditional antihero by any means. After all, he’s quite charming, good-looking, and relatable, so you wouldn’t think of him as the bad guy. But because his motives are often selfish, and most of what he does is for personal benefit — he really isn’t a hero.
Still, most of us can’t help but admire him and laugh at his brilliant one-liners. So to prove that he is the ultimate antihero, here are the best Han Solo quotes that will make you love him even more.
55 Best Han Solo Quotes
Funny Han Solo Quotes
#1. “How ya feeling kid? You don’t look so bad to me. You look strong enough to pull the ears off a gundark.”
#2. “Hurry up, goldenrod! Or you’re gonna be a permanent resident!”
#3. “You said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake, well, this could be it, sweetheart.”
#4. “Scoundrel? Scoundrel? I like the sound of that.”
#5. “I can arrange that. You could use a good kiss.”
#6. “I still get a funny feeling about that old man and the kid. I’m not sure what it is about them, but they’re trouble.”
#7. “I do, I really do. You could be a little nicer, though. Come on, admit it. Sometimes you think I’m all right.”
#8. “Either shut him up or shut him down!”
#9. “One thing’s for sure, we’re all gonna be a lot thinner.”
#10. “Marching into the detention area is not what I had in mind.”
#11. “I’m a nice man.”
#12. “Laugh it up, fuzzball!”
#13. “They’d be crazy to follow us, wouldn’t they?”
#14. “You like me because I’m a scoundrel. There aren’t enough scoundrels in your life.”
#15. “Look, I ain’t in this for your revolution, and I’m not in it for you Princess. I expect to be” well paid. I’m in it for the money.”
#16. “Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don’t care what you smell!”
#17. “That’s ’cause droids don’t pull people’s arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that.”
#18. “That’s two you owe me, junior.”
#19. “This may smell bad, kid, but it’ll keep you warm until I get the shelter up… Ugh.”
#21. “Let him have it. It’s not wise to upset a Wookiee.”
#22. “Great shot, kid! That was one in a million!
I know.”
#23. “Kid, I’ve flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe that there’s one all-powerful
#24. “Force controlling everything. ‘Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It’s all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.”
Wise Han Solo Quotes
#23. “Listen, big deal. You got another problem. Women always figure out the truth. Always.”
#24. “No reward is worth this.”
#25. “Look, good against remotes is one thing. Good against the living, that’s something else.”
#26. “What good is a reward if you ain’t around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station is not my idea of courage. It’s more like, suicide.”
#27. “Is that the position of the Jedi Order? What the galaxy needs is one language, one system of measurement, one uniform, one flag? Should we just cut the word no out of the language and substitute Yes sir, right away, sir instead?”
#28. “Don’t worry. She’ll hold together! Hear me, baby, hold together.”
#29. “Come on you want me to stay because of the way you feel about me.”
The Most Iconic Han Solo Quotes
#30. “You’re all clear, kid! Now let’s blow this thing and go home!”
#31. “Boring conversation anyway. Luke, we’re gonna have company!”
#32. “I’ve never been a bad boy.”
#33. “I’m not really interested in your opinion, 3PO.”
#34. “Afraid I was gonna leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?”
#35. “That’s a good story. I think you just can’t bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight.”
#36. “Look, your worshipfulness, let’s get one thing straight. I take orders from just one person: me.”
#37. “I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”
#38. “Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.”
#39. “Watch your mouth, kid, or you’re gonna find yourself floating home.”
#40. “Well Princess, it looks like you managed to keep me here a while longer.”
#41. “What an incredible smell you’ve discovered!”
#42. “3PO. You tell that slimy piece of worm-ridden filth, he’ll get no such pleasure from us.”
#43. “You know, sometimes I amaze even myself.”
#44. “I don’t know what we’re gonna do now. Even if I could take off, I could never get past the tractor beam.”
#45. “I’m like a machine. I’m a robot. You cannot offend a robot.”
#46. “And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.”
#47. “So? What are you going to do, talk me to death?”
#48. “Still, she’s got a lot of spirit. I don’t know, whaddya think? You think a princess and a guy like me.”
#49. “Can you help? Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock.”
#50. “You’re gonna die here, you know. Convenient.”
#51. “Traveling through hyperspace ain’t like dusting crops, farm boy. Without precise calculations, we could fly right through a star or bounce too close to a supernova, and that’d end your trip real quick, wouldn’t it?”
#52. “They start wanting me to care more, and I just don’t.”
#53. “There isn’t enough life on this ice cube to fill a space cruiser. Sensors are placed. I’m going back.”
#54.“One thing’s for sure, we’re all gonna be a lot thinner.”
#55. “I used to wonder about that myself. Thought it was a bunch of mumbo-jumbo. A magical power holding together good and evil, the dark side and the light. Crazy thing is… it’s true. The Force. The Jedi… All of it… It’s all true.”
Conclusion
Love him or hate him, Han Solo truly is one of the funniest, most iconic characters in the Star Wars series. Even after his tragic death in The Force Awakens, we can still laugh and learn from these brilliant Han Solo quotes.
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