35 Pissed Off Quotes for When You Are REALLY Angry

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If you are anything like me, the chances are you have an exceptionally short fuse. As a remedy, I suggest you read the collection of the best pissed off quotes I could find.

When you feel you are about to explode, it’s good to know that what you are feeling is perfectly fine. These quotes will help you own your feelings and deal with whatever is pissing you off. Other times, they will help you compose yourself and put things into perspective before you do something rash that you may regret later on.

If you feel like you’re about to boil over, immerse yourself in my pissed off quotes to both learn how to embrace your anger and expel the negativity from your system.

The Ultimate Pissed Off Quotes Collection

The Most Resounding Pissed Off Quotes for When You Have Fumes Coming out of Your Ears

#1. “Using a cattle prod or shock collar on a couple of people is looking so good right now.”

#2. “Some people need a high five in the face with a chair.”

#3. “I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.”

#4. “The best way to stop you from feeling pissed is to piss someone off instead.”

#5. “When I’m mad enough to cry — that’s bad. When I’m so mad that crying isn’t an option — watch out!”

#6. “When life gets you down, the best thing to do is get back up and yell, ‘To hell with this shit!’”

#7. “Talk to the hand. If you have any questions, consult my middle finger.”

#8. “I’m in a very pissy mood. Proceed with extreme caution.”

#9. “For your information, I am not overreacting. I’m reacting. That’s different. It’s important to react when you’re pissed off.” — Cherie Currie

#10. “I am pissed off at your insensitive inability to understand why I’m pissed off in the first place.” — Ai Yazawa

#11. “Being pissed off gets old. I’m on a whole new Fuck It level.” — Vipul Singh

The Most Relatable Pissed Off Quotes That Really Hit Home

#12. “Even the nicest people have their limits.”

#13. “As I have grown older, I’ve learned that pleasing everyone is impossible. But pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.”

#14. “I’m actually a very nice person until you piss me off.”

#15. “Don’t piss me off and then tell me to calm down!”

#16. “To win, you have to lose, and then get pissed off.”

#17. “You don’t have to justify everything. Being pissed off is just absolutely okay.” — Tori Amos

#18. “She thought I was…soulful, by which I think she means that I don’t say much, and I always look vaguely pissed off.” — Nick Hornby

#19. “If I’ve pissed you off already today, I’m sorry. If I haven’t, please, take a number, and I’ll be with you shortly.”

#20. “If no one is pissed off with you, then you are dead, but just haven’t figured it out yet.” ― Tom Peters

#21. “I started off in a great mood today. Then, people started coming along and pissing me off.”

#22. “You’re just pissed off. And when you’re pissed off, you lash out.” ― Dennis Lehane, Moonlight Mile

Pissed Off Quotes That Remind You That Being Angry Is Not a Good Idea

#23. “Hate is baggage. Life’s too short to be pissed off all the time. It’s just not worth it.” — Edward Furlong

#24. “It’s important that you all agree on what the parameters are and what you can accomplish and not get pissed off or beat yourself up for what you can’t accomplish.” — Bette Midler

#25. “Don’t forget — for every minute you are angry, you lose 60 seconds of happiness!”

Pissed Off Quotes That Carry Important Messages About People and Society

#26. “We’ve all been raised on television to believe that, one day, we’d all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars. But we won’t. And we’re slowly learning that fact. And we’re very, very pissed off.” — Chuck Palahniuk

#27. “The hardest thing about being an outcast isn’t the love you don’t receive. It’s the love you long to give that nobody wants. After a while, it backs up into your system like stagnant water and turns toxic, poisoning your spirit. When this happens, you don’t have many choices available. You can become a bitter loner who goes through life being pissed off at the world; you can fester with rage until one day, you murder your classmates. Or you can find another outlet for your love, where it will be appreciated and maybe even returned.” — Jodee Blanco

#28. “The folks who go after grand challenges are impatient. They’re pissed off. They’re sick and tired, but in a passionate way. They’re driven by a fire in their bellies to make a difference.” — Peter Diamandis

#29. “The children are our future. And that is why, ultimately, we’re screwed unless we do something about it. If you haven’t noticed, the children who are our future are good-looking, but they aren’t all that bright. As dense as they might be, they will eventually notice that adults have spent all the money, spread disease, and turned the planet into a smoky, filthy ball of death. We’re raising an entire generation of dumb, pissed-off kids who know where the handguns are kept. This is not a good recipe for a happy future.” — Scott Adams

Pissed Off Quotes That Show Women Are Anything But Defenseless

#30. “Never underestimate the power of an extremely pissed off woman.”

#31. “Nobody texts faster than a pissed off female.”

#32. “Most men don’t seem to get that telling a pissed-off woman to calm down is like throwing gunpowder on fire.” — Lisa Kleypas, Sugar Daddy

#33. “We’re women. We don’t say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don’t get it.”

#34. “Be as pissed off as you want to be. Don’t hold back because you think it’s unladylike or some such nonsense. We shouldn’t be shamed out of our anger. We should be using it. Using it to make a change in our own lives, and using it to make a change in the lives around us. (I know, I’m cheesy.) So the next time someone calls you emotional or asks if you’re PMSing, call them on their bullshit.” — Jessica Valenti

#35. “Just because a girl is pissed off doesn’t mean that she is on her period. You might just be a complete jerk.”

Final Thoughts

Sometimes, I get really worked up over every little thing, but I’ve come to realize that if I don’t find an outlet for my anger, it consumes me. And the best way to avoid lashing out is to read the sayings of others who have felt the same. Some are humorous and entertaining, while others are deep and inspirational. I hope you feel a little bit more relieved after reading my favorite pissed off quotes too.

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Naomi Kizhner

Naomi Kizhner

On NaomiKizhner.com, I want to share tips, tricks, and quotes that will hopefully inspire someone who might be struggling. Also, I wish to help others find their true passion in life and cut out any negativity.
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